We're All Mad Here
  • *Benedict on how characters effect him*
  • Benedict: I do feel slightly stronger when i'm on a wire punching the shit out of people
  • *crowd laughs*
  • Benedict: I walk into the club and i'm just like "yeahhhhhh"
  • *crowd laughs*
  • Benedict: And you fuckers go "awwww"
benedictcumbvrbatch sherlockianadvitam
assassins-and-rookies tardistobakerstreet
wiccan.co.vu asgardd
lokkasena comic-khan

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

image

sniffing rangerofdiscord

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

image

hammerlock chiltonsbutt
niehaus-vause rangerofdiscord
bvcky bragi-god-of-bullshit
ivulcant and-suddenly-butts

yamisora:

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

I actually write it down and read it while I talk on the phone just so I don’t screw up

heathicorn and-suddenly-butts